A long, long time ago in a tender, tender galaxy...
After leaving the sticky planet Lavalulu, a group of goblins fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a dirty, space mill.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Darth Thomas, a slimy dragon capable of gluttony and even violence.
Terrified, a grubby fairy known as Fairydust Malkovich flees the Empire, with her protector, Gregory Thornton.
They head for Dallas on the planet Saturn. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Thornton uses his tender sword to defend Fairydust.
Thornton and Fairy Fairydust decide it's time to leave Saturn and steal a bicycle to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of aliens. Thornton is attacked and the fairy is captured by the aliens and taken back to Dallas.
Thornton must fight to save Fairy Fairydust but when he accidentally unearths a ribbed sausage, the entire future of the tender, sticky galaxy is at stake.
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